Screenplay for ŌG.R.E.G.Ķ
By Schaffy
MARK- guitar player (20Õs)
CARL- singer (20Õs)
Jessica- drummer (20Õs)
Martin- bass player (20Õs)
Announcer
Studio owner
We start the film as Mark is leaving his job
at a local coffee shop. As he approaches his car, his friend, Carl, leaning his
back against MarlÕs car. Carl is playing with his red yoyo. Looking bored, his
energy rises with enjoyment. Mark is exhausted from a very busy workday. ItÕs
the afternoon, around 3:00.
CARL
(stops playing with yoyo)
Hey Mark, lets go and make your
destiny permanent. We need you and
your guitar.
MARK
(pulls out car keys)
Hold your horses until the race starts.
(Unlocks car)
I donÕt even know how to tune any
instrument.
CARL
(approaches passenger door and opens)
You can learn that from anyone
on the band with the exception of me.
(both Carl and Mark get into the car)
MARK
(joking around)
Yea I know. I can only imagine
You using you voice. You canÕt
even pick up a single string in
front of anyone without having
a single tremor in your hands.
CARL
(Has a little red on his face)
Very funny. Anyway, its how
to use it is what you need
to concentrate on right now.
(They start to drive off to close by music
store. On they way there, they talk about how the band may be a huge success)
CARL
(moving his hands while he talks)
Just imagine what it would be like
when we all take those short walks
to the front of the stage. The only
thing that has to be done is to
practice, practice, PRACTICE.
MARK
Honestly, I think practicing is not
our problem. We sound good and feel
great. We need to schedule a
recording day. I know this guy who
can help us with that.
CARL
(starts to play with red yoyo again)
Well, then do that. We need this
shot. Who knows, we may even become
better then the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Yea, but just remember that
IÕm the leader and star of the
group. IÕm the one who sings
to the entire crowd.
MARK
I think the whole band knows
that. No one else can sing. I
mean can you imagine Greg
using his mad bass skills, yet
trying to sing? (Both release a
small chuckle) His sounds like
a dead cow.
CARL
(laughing hysterically)
A dead cow? ThatÕs a new one
for him. Hey if Greg sounds like
that, then Jessica must sound like
a police siren.
Both Carl and Mark laugh hard and then start
to daydream about the tremendous event. Mark doesnÕt even pay attention to the
road. As he starts to go at an intersection, another car goes across the
intersection. Horn sounds. MAN rolls down windows and shouts.
MAN
(with flustered face)
WATCH WHERE YOUÕRE GOING DUMBASS!!!!!!
Carl and Mark look at each others while Man
leaves. Both laugh at what just happened. FADE OUT.
We now are in Carl basement, where three of
the four band members are seen. JESSICA practices her drums in the corner, Mark
plays with his guitar in the center and Carl
comes into the room.
JESSICA
(with great anticipation)
Man, where in the world is
Greg? He should have been
here more than 30 min. ago.
CARL
Forget about him for now, lets
start practicing for the studio.
They start to play, but after eight seconds,
they stop. They all look at each other with the same Ōnasty taste in the mouthĶ
face. Everyone stays silent until Mark starts to talk.
MARK
This is not good, guys. We
sound terrible without the
bass.
(puts his guitar down and goes
to the phone)
IÕm going to call the recording
studio.
Right as he reaches for the phone, it rings.
Mark answers the phone and talks with the person on the other line.
MARK
Yes?
(We do not here anything. MarkÕs
face turns into an upset state.
He turns to the others.)
Guys, I have some bad news.
(pause)
Greg was in a car crash. He didnÕt
survive.
Both Carl and Jessica now have shocked faces.
Both are now sitting down, trying to take in the new information as quickly and
painless way possible. FADE OUT.
We now find whatÕs left of the band entering
the basement from GregÕs funeral. All have faces of disappointment. Carl now is
confused. Its 4:30 pm.
CARL
(with worried face)
I canÕt believe this.
(turning head around and
looking on the ground as if
he is searching for something. Walks around
nervously.)
This canÕt happen. How
could this have happened? Why
did this happen? Ah crap!!!
(has a little negativity in his voice)
How could he do this to us? We
were so frickinÕ close. I was ready
to taste the sweet texture of fame.
MARK
ItÕs now GregÕs fault that this happened.
The guy cut him off. This was out of
chance and ignorance.
JESSICA
I wish we can do something for
Greg.
(pause)
Ahh, I know. Lets name the band after
him. We will be called the Great Red
Enterprise Giants.
CARL
Well, personally I think it is too
early to think about this, but lets
do it.
MARK
OK, but I have some bad news for
you guys. The recording studio will
shut down permanently this Friday.
CARL
(optimism comes to him all of a
sudden)
Well then, what the hell are we
waiting for? We must go on a
quest, like Link or Indiana
Jones. We cannot fail.
FADE OUT
We now find Mark and Jessica walking around
with tons of sheets of paper. ItÕs around 10:00 am.
MARK
(Walks in front of the camera.)(V.O.)
Hey Jessica!! Put one on the telephone pole.
Jessica enters from stage left.
JESSICA
You mean this one?
MARK (v.o.)
Yea, on the corner so that everyone can see
it.
Jessica staples a piece of paper on the pole
reading
Ō Bass player tryouts for the Great Red
Enterprise Giants. TODAY AND ALL DAY ONLY. Come for the fame, stay with the
band.
FADE OUT.
We are now in CarlÕs basement again, where
everything is et up as it was American Idol. ItÕs about 2:00 pm. A young
athletic person enters with a bass.
MARK
OK man, whatÕs your name?
ATHLETIC PERSON
IÕm Hubert sir.
JESSICA
Why are you here?
A different person takes place.
PERSON 2
To be famous, of course.
CARL
Well, lets hear you play then.
As person 2 plays, soundtrack of Red Hot Chili
PeppersÕ ŌTell me BabyĶ starts to play. While itÕs playing, we see new bass
players and the band members start to show some boredom. Music stops with one
guy playing. Mark interrupts the person.
MARK
Hey, arenÕt you the person who
called us dumbasses at us at the
intersection?
MAN
Well, I may have. I was having a
bad day.
Bad Day starts to play. Three seconds into
the song, Carl yells.
CARL
STOP THE MUSIC!!!!
(Music stops)
Ok, then why the hell are you
really here? You should be
trying to drive into a ditch.
Now get out.
MARK
(stands up)
NO WAIT!!!!!!!
CARL
What?!!
JESSICA
We donÕt need to yell on this.
MARK
Dude, you may have been a complete
jerk to us at the intersection, but
you are a great bass player. I think
we have found our man.
CARL
YouÕve got to be kiddinÕ me. This guy
canÕt play for his life.
JESSICA
The only reason why you are acting that
way is because he reminds you of Greg.
Both Mark and Carl look at Jessica.
MARK
Jess, that was low.
CARL
ThatÕs it. IÕm leaving.
Carl leaves the scene with all of his papers.
A weird announcer speaks.
ANNOUNCER GUY (V.O.)
Well, even though Carl had a one
of the worst days of his life, they
may have found the answer in this
stranger.
JESSICA
WILL YOU BUD OUT?
GUY (V.O.)
Fine, IÕll leave you Jerk.
MARK
Too much craziness today. Anyway, whatÕs
your name man?
MAN
ItÕs Martin.
JESSICA
Well Martin, welcome to the band.
FADE OUT.
We now have everything cleaned up from the
tryouts. Carl, still upset about Martin joining the band, sits at the corner.
Mark, practicing with his guitar, gets ready to talk to the rest of the group.
Jessica is located in the back with her drums. ItÕs about 6:30 pm.
MARK
(puts down his guitar)
Hey guys, I have some bad news
for you. Today is Wednesday and
the recording session is this
Friday. We have less than 48
hours to practice. So, what are
we waiting for? Lets get crackinÕ.
Martin enters the room. Carl gets flustered.
CARL
Welcome. YouÕre late.
MARTIN
(looks at Carl)
I know. Someone stole my gas.
CARL
Well, I donÕt think crazy drivers
should have the privilege to drive.
MARTIN
(now approaching Carl)
You little son of a...
Mark and Jessica move quickly to get in
between Martin and Carl. Martin backs off. Carl stays seated.
JESSICA
Will you guys stop? WhatÕs the point
of forming a band if everyone hates
each other. ThatÕs like trying to live
life while you hate yourself.
CARL
(lifts up head and looks at everyone)
Fine, but as long as everyone knows
that IÕm the leader.
(Everyone responds with a quick and flustered
Yes!)
Good. OK, lets practice.
We watch various scenes where the band starts
to practice with each other. Carl plays tricks on Martin and vise versa.
Jessica gets caught looking at Mark. The
clock runs through time. Soundtrack includes their own song. FADE OUT.
We now capture the group in the waiting room
of the recording studio. Martin and Mark have their instruments, Jessica is
spinning her drum sticks. Carl gargles with a glass of water at hand. All have
anticipated faces. ItÕs 3:30 pm.
CARL
(spits water back into the glass)
Well guys, this is it. Lets make
this our best session yet.
(turns head to Martin)
And Martin, donÕt screw up with
your solo.
Martin reacts by playing a segment of his
solo on his bass.
MARTIN
I think I got it. Just make sure
you donÕtÉ
The door opens off camera and we hear the
voice of the recorder.
RECORDER (V.O.)
WeÕre ready for you guys. Just come
in and we can get this thing over with.
Everyone gets up and starts walking out stage
left. FADE OUT.
We now see the band recording the end of
their song. As soon as the band finishes up, the recorder comes out with a
surprised and satisfying face.
RECORDER
You guys are too amazing. You need
to go public with this. You will
definitely become famous.
Mark/Carl looks at Jessica/Martin and they
all celebrate by giving each other hugs.
CARL
Hey Martin, I just want to say IÕm
sorry for treating you like crap.
MARTIN
ItÕs ok man. Besides I should say
sorry for putting the itching powder
on the front seat of your car.
Carl moves his head up and down and all
around.
CARL
YOU BASTARD!!!!!!
Martin runs out of the room. Carl follows
with clenched fists. Mark and Jessica look at the scene of action. They look at
each other.
RECORDER
Hey dude, what do you want me to do
want me to do with this?
MARK
Give it to any recording company, see
if they can sponsor us.
RECORDER
(forms a smile)
Oh, I think they will.
Mark turns back to Jessica. They gaze into
each otherÕs eyes. They both move their head towards each other. FADE OUT.
We now find Mark leaving his job. He gives
his apron to the manager of the coffee shop and walks out. The entire band is
crowding the. Mark unlocks the car and everyone gets in. They drive off to the
Shoreline Amphitheater, where they get prepared to play.
ANNOUNCER GUY (V.O.)
There you have it. They stay together
for another five years before they all
decided to break apart. Martin gets a
job at the DMV as a driving instructor.
Carl tries to go solo, but ends up
failing with the first CD he releases.
He left the scene and nobody knows what
happened to him. Jessica goes to Europe
to learn about techno. She receives
about 20 awards within the next three
years with her awesome beats.
GregÕs his spirit protects everyone on
the highway in his home town by taking
the gas out of the cars. Mark ends
up settling down back in his home town
of Springfield, keeping in touch with
everyone. He will soon end up with Jess,
but that wonÕt happen for another five
years.
FADE OUT.
The bandÕs song plays while the credits role.
THE END.