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In order to prove to the girl he admires, George Michael needed to step up his game. He began
taking up physical sports in order to gain confidence. None more so than BMX. To him, this
extreme sport upped his testosterone and confidence. As he practiced, he never forgot about his
girl. With this passion, he rode to the top wrung of BMX, becoming a highly successful daredevil,
and gaining high levels of confidence and chutzpah. As this was happening, the girl became
entranced by George Michael’s seemingly enhanced audacity, and fell in love with him. At this
same time, he scheduled what would be his most impressive stunt yet, traveling the length of
half a football field while in midair. The required jump would be huge, and this task would be life
threateining, but George Michael was confident. The day of the jump, they both confessed their
love for one another, and shared a kiss. Feeling on top of the world, any insecurities about his
life were demolished. He would finish this jump, and then end his career on a high note. He
prepared to get on the jump, as the moment was fast approaching. Seconds later, he
successfully flew off the jump. However, a realization dawned on him that he simply did not have
enough speed to land on the ramp. As his hopes literally came crashing down, he knew in his
heart that he accomplished his goal, and reached self enlightenment. With this realization
everything went white, and his mind left the world of the living.