No Prom Date
So, I have concluded that without some action, I am not going to have a prom date. Period. I will be the sad STAG prom girl. So I have decided to put up a personal ad on my blog. Here are some details boys…
I’m Lauren (for starters)
I’m outspoken and unapologetic for it.
I clean up nicely.
I like funny, cute, driven, intelligent, athletic, and wealthy guys. Not so hard is it?
My favorite food is Italian.
I love to go out.
I HATE creepy guys, so if you are one stop reading immediately.
And most importantly…
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape.