Full Name: John Michael Schaffner
From: Newport News Va. (born, raised) Los Altos (raised)
Current Education: Mountain View High School, Freestyle High School
Age: 18
Born: Oct. 5th, 1988
Famous quote: Humanity was screwed ever since it came into existence.

I am, by far, the most energenic teenager in the state of California. I have so much energy, I maybe the answer to the energy crisis the entire country will have soon. Hell, just give me a single teaspoon of sugar, and be like the energizer bunny; i'll just keep going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, etc. People are now wondering why I keep on saying I'm tired when they ask me the common question " how are you doing". It's just my normal responce when I feel the slighest decrease in energy. Tired is just my new word for OK. Rarely will you see me sitting down in exhaustion.

My hobbies include (ugh, I feel like I'm on a dating website when I say (or in this case type) that) sports (like baseball, basketball, soccer, wrestling (real and fake)and cycling), system games (Nintendo mainly (Wii is coming!!!!!!)), singing (you name it, I sing it, exepct J-Lo, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson and others like that), movies (Snakes on a Plane kicks ass!!!!!!!) Acting (mainly Improv. stuff), listening to techno (BLUE MAN GROUP KICKS ASS!!!!!!)

I'm a thinker of logic and imagination. Thats how I came to my famous quote. I've relized one time that the universe will come to an end. When that happens, we will be either watching this magificent event, or we will all be dead by any major dangers that the universe holds in ( Meteor, Our sun becoming a red giant, the super volcano eruption of Yellowstone Park). Life for humanity will come to an end, but until then, lets all have a good old time.

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