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Name: Maggie
Born: in March of 1988
Died: Aug. 7th, 2002
Nickname: Mooer (her barks were like moos of cows)

Story: Without this dog, I would not be alive. My life was in danger before I turned 1.

My father runs a company called Lockwood Bros. They are mainly a tugboat and shipping company. One day, he fired this one man for bringing prostitues and alcohol on the boats. The man got pissed off and swore revenge. Later on that year, my father and sister (who was two at the time) were taking my grandmother to the airport, leaving my mother and I alone in the house. About 20 min. later, the man busted the front door open. When Maggie heard this (just a reminder, in human years, she is the same age as I was) and charged down the stairs. She laid her eyes on the son of a gun. Fritghend, he turned to run out the door (here it comes). Maggie charged head on and bit him in the ass, tearing off a part of his denim jeans in the process. The police found him in the hospital, getting his rump sewed. Maggie, you shall never be forgotten. RIP.

Name: Sam
Born: in Jan of 1990
Died: Sept. 10, 2006
Nickname: Old Goat (had gravel, coca cola can and tennis ball in his stomach at the same time when he was very young)

Story: It's how he got his nickname. This dog is frickin. amazing. Ok, one day, mother noticed that he didn't feel well. She took him to the Vet. to get him check. When the X-ray came up, the doctor noticed that there were three mysterious spots in his digestive tract. She asked him if surgery was an option. Sadly, he responded with a long-paused no and told her to watch him for the next 24 hr. When they both got home, Sam dashed for the back yard and did what any other dog did. The first thing that came out was gravel from our driveway. She watched him for another three hours. He did his business and then came out shards of a Coca-Cola can. The next hour would be one of the most painful, yet funniest, memories this dog will ever have. He was pacing back and front and started panting, as if he was in labor. He would try to do his business many times, but he would failed. Finally, he used every bit of his might and gave birth to a tennis ball. Not only did he push it out, he shot it across the yard as if he was playing tennis. He was exhausted after that event. Sam, wth memories like that, you will never be forgotten. RIP.

Name: Susy
Age: 28 years um, in dog years.
Born: April 24, 2003

Story: Susie is so A.D.D. When she as a puppy, she would go outside and start to do her business. When she saw anything flying right above her, like a butterfly, she would chase it while she was still in her crotching position. She is just a bundle of joy and SO CUTE!!!!!

 

 

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