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06/07/07 A Great Farewell

Ladies and Gentleman, today was my last stay at Freestyle and next Tuesday is when I'm graduating. I had one hell of a time here and I feel like it is my privelige to leave something here before Mr. Florendo destroys everything I have busted my ass for. Today, I'm giving you all my first techno album, the "Schaffy Sensation" in celebration of my latest album "Authenticity".

1) Wavelength/Intro 48 sec

2) Long Love (will also appear in Authenticity) 3min 8 sec

3) Mixed Emotions (will also appear in Authenticity) 3min 25 sec

4) Hopeless 1min 40 sec

5) Showdown 3 min 5 sec

Not only that, but I want this week, for the first and last time on this blog, to put my personal beliefs into thereal world.

Today, Paris Hilton was released from jail because of some "Medical Condition". Instead she will serve 40 days of house arrest. The judge who put her in the cell in the first place will see tomorrow if he can put her back. Paris Hilton was put in a county jail because she "wanted to be treated like everyone else." Honestly, if we wanted to treat you like an equal, we would have force your parents to give you punishment for becoming a brat in the first place. Listen, if you want equality, don't be a hypocritical person. I bet the so called medical condition was "too much whining." Paris, if you want any diginity left, go back to jail and stay there for 40 days.

A-Rod from the New York Yankees told some camera-men to "Get the **** out." They have been following him, his wife and daughter, taking photos all day on his every step. Now, I am shocked that he found a wife, let alone a daughter, but for the first time in my life, I am agreeing with his frustration. All he is doing is spending quality time with his family and every person has the right to be alone with the ones he or she loves. Save the shots for the field, where he displays his childish acts.

Finally, Bob Barker retires from hosting the famous game show "The Price is Right". After more than 35 years in the greatest game show and after 18 years from his earlier work "Truth or Consequences", he is finally quits saying that he "wants to retire while I am still young". He started his work in the year of 1956, meaning for 51 straight years, he was in the eyes of television viewers everywhere. I have two comments for him. "Congrats on working for half a century" and what took you so long? Honestly, if I've been working for that long, I would want to sleep until time ends. Not dead, not in a coma, but sleeping. I would have quit after year 10 if I was going to be on television that long. I personally want to be exposed to as occupations as possible. Bob, I wish the best for you.

I am now going to give you a very funny video from Video Google (or at least that is where I found it). I do warn you, there is plenty profanity on this video, so be prepared. It is about 23 minutes.

 

Super Mario Frustration!!!

And now, a life lesson that will help you acheive some fun.

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but if you find a person who's life has given him vodka, mix it with your lemonade and have a party." -Ron White, Blue Collar Tour Rides Aagin.

People of the world, I just want to say thank you all for taking time out of your busy lives to read this. I have a blast writing every single week (well, sort of). There is no good way to say goodbye, but it has to be done. I want to thank Mr. Florendo for making me doing this blogs. I've never realized how much fun it was to write random stuff on the website. I will leave you all with Dane Cook and one part of his show "Vicious Circle"; a part I beleive that is the best of them all. Again, this has profanity. Found it on YouTube. It is about 6 minutes long.

 

 

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT, PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS SCHAFFY, SIGNING OFF!!!

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