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Hello again peasants, and prepare to explore my mind. This page is dedicated to my own thoughts. As I said in my Bio, I'm an observer. I just put the peices of what the world holds together and come up with some great theories, and some messed up ideas. If they are worthy of being showed, they end up here. I will try to constantly update this page. I'll try to change it once every two weeks. So, it's time to share.

Birthday- May 9 1981

From- A farm outside of Nehalem, Oregon

Parents- Growing up with hippie /farmer /uber-liberal parents was quite an adventure. It was great to have a childhood where both of my parents were around all of the time because their family farm business allowed them to cook breakfast for myself and my brothers and to always greet us when we would get home from school. Growing up on a farm allowed for many fishing trips, scrapped knees, straw forts, and climbs into the mountains by our house without concern for the dangers that exist in a more suburban setting. I was always getting into some sort of fight, mess, or trouble with my older brothers on the farm or surrounding areas. It is also a challenging life to grow up in the dairy business. We were expected to help milk the cows, clean stalls, do chores and lawn work, as well as other chores around the house in order to help our parents as they struggled to make ends meet. Both of my parents were very nurturing and kind however, my father struggled throughout my childhood with alcoholism and unfortunately, it dramatically affected out relationship in a negative manner. Although he has been sober for several months, we still do not communicate in the open manner that my mother and I are able to. I would consider my mom to be my best friend and number one fan. She is even coming to visit me for a long weekend next month so we can jump start our holiday shopping. J

Elizabeth Ann Forster

Ms. Forester and Ms. Pedinotti both look like they came from the same family. They walk, talk, look, act and teach the same way. Not only that, but their age and birthdates are very close.

Now, what creeped me out was the fact that these two people came from two completly different places and yet they are similar in every signle thing you or I can come up with. Plus, they are teaching just across the parking lot. So I thought to myself,"If these two teachers are the same in almost every way, are there any other employees of the MVLA dept. that look the same?" I don't know, but I want to see Los Altos High School versions of two other teachers that have dedicated themselves to Mountain View.

Mr. Blair (left) the Virginia Homeboy and playa, is very cool and crazy. A vegetarian who knows some Japanese. English teachers to me are always the craziest, but I wonder if there was a Los Altos version of this guy. He would be crazy as well, but instead of some awsome sideburns, he may have one of the coolest mohawks in the world, YEA!!!!!!!! He would be a biker as well, with the harley and the lether jacket. He would be a vegetarian, but he would have a limited when it comes to meat. Thats the version of William Blair I want to see.

Mr. Huizing is one of the most brilliant directors in the entire state of California, leading the drama dept. to three straight one-act championship at the Motherload festival. To me, his mind is so great, it can only be compared to that of Albert Einstien himself. The ironic thing is they look the same, which leads me to what the Los Altos version would look like. I would, of coruse start off with the science dept. Get rid of the moustachio and the glasses so it would be too ironic. Add in a little bit more insanity to his mind and that is what I'm expecting.

Thank you for tuning into my mind for 10/12/2006. This is Schaffy signing off.

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Birthday- April 19 1978

From- New York

Parents- Mom and Dad

Mother sensitive, Father creative

Both own a resteraunt. Father was the chef and musician.

5 kids, one older brother and 3 younger siblings.

I was conceived on or around Valentine's Day 1974 - for which I thank both my mommy and my daddy. The birthing didn't actually take place until November 12th, at 6:42 A.M., for which I'd especially like to thank my mother. My early years consisted of being trotted around cities as far reaching as Fairfield, CA; Honolulu, HI; San Francisco, CA; and San Diego, CA. The family finally settled in blue collar Newport News, VA, where I learned the essentials of Manhood. I played baseball, video games, and sulked my way through adolescence, before moving on to the big city lights and promises of Richmond, VA. I eventually graduated from college, got married, and am currently hunkering down in Cupertino, CA.

Mr. Ronald Timothy Huizing

Creative, old with inner child, generation-Einstien, Crazy, Bitchin', Out-there, Humble, Artist, Great Dad.

 

 

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